Floor Buffer
Hello! So you've had an hour... you've had an hour drinking, starting fights. But we were told - Catholic priests, prostitutes, smurfs, a gay housemate with the same name, floor buffer, and a bit of Shaggy somewhere in there, and it's kind of in a Pogue style - you're familiar with the Pogue's body of work? So what we've written is, basically, a love story that takes place in Smurfland. Yeah, baby! Let's do it! It's a happy old life, being a Smurf We don't have a worry or care on the Earth We love all the sights and the sounds and the smells Except for that dirty old Gargamel Now the only imbalance I see in Smurf-Land Is there's only one female from west to the east Lady Smurf Everyone's had her, except Papa Smurf Cause he's training to be a Catholic Priest But Lady Smurf has decided to charge She's so in demand that she's charging a fee She's so busy fuckin', there's no time for me Now I buff the floors of Smurf-Land, you see And they never made a figurine out of me I'm just Floor Buffer Smurf, I'm no-one in her eyes So she's been hanging out with the popular guys.
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
Floor Buffer
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